So sorry I've not blogged much lately. I'm blogstipated.

I started to blog about Harriet Miers and what a loser she is. She's such a loser that the Catholic Church has denied that she was ever Catholic. Yeah, they even looked back to see if there were any records of her receiving any sacraments. How bad do you have to be that an entire religion wants to go on record to deny that you were ever one of them?

I digress, I didn't write that blog because I'm all worn out from The Shrub. I have no more energy for his uselessness.

I was then going to blog about how hard it is to be a parent. There's a news flash, right? I didn't go into parenting with blinders on. I knew it was going to be a tough gig, but holy cow! With every corner turned, something new comes up to kick my ass. The constant questioning and wondering if you're doing the right thing. The worrying about the future therapy bills. I know, I just know that I'm going to drive them to therapy. Every time I make a mistake I think, holy crap there's another mother-of-the-year nomination. The file of my failings as a parent is thick!

So I chose not to go on about parenting. After all, it isn't as if what I have to say is new. Then I was going to blog about the sarcastic bastard I live with. Here's a tidbit from last night:

Me: They never explained in the movie how they were going to get the anecdote to all of those people.

Him: They'd probably just tell them a joke.

Me: You're an asshole. Sorry, ANTIDOTE!

Him: What?

Me: You couldn't just say, "You misspoke, honey, you meant antidote, not anecdote" You had to be a smart ass and correct me with a sarcastic, snotty comment. I know I'm not a brainiac, but being snotty like that just rubs it in, like "look how stupid she is!"

Him: That's not true. You were smart enough to get my dig! (grins)

Me: Very funny!

Okay, so he is funny, but he's also a sarcastic bastard. I didn't want to devote an entire blog to him either. That's just the encouragement he needs. So here I sit, with nothing of any real consequence to note. Still pluggin' along. I'll let you know when I'm not all blogged up and the ideas are free flowing, so to speak!