Circumcision, Jude Law and Hot Dudes

It's come to my attention that the reason Jude Law's weiner looked odd to me is because he's uncircumcised. I do not have ANYTHING against uncut peni! A matter of fact after much research, I chose not to circumcise my boys. Apparently the research didn't involve checking out uncut, adult male peni. I'm not used to the look. The one I'm used to and enjoy greatly is circumcised, and very lovely might I add. I still find Jude Law to be too hairy for words and no longer on my list of fantasy lays. The following is the post I had cued up before I stumbled upon Jude's furriness and uncut man parts.

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I had a dream about Johnny Depp once. An erotic dream! I had a HUGE crush on him back in the 21 Jump Street days, but not so much since. Since that damn dream though I can't see a picture of him without salivating. I usually don't go for brunettes. Growing up in Southern California, I usually find the surfer boy blondes hot. But as I look at my celebrity crushes and the man I married, maybe I like those dark boys after all. Who knew?

The list:

1. Johnny Depp- I can't get him out of my head since the dream. Since his steller job in Pirates of the Caribbean, my fantasy often includes lots of pirate references. I'm the wench, he's the swashbuckler trying to bury his treasure!

2. Brad Pitt- I know, it's a bit too predictable, but I can't help it! He's FINE! I dare a woman to not want to fuck him after watching Troy!

3. Edward Norton- He's the smart, brooding type that always make my insides go all googly! I thought he was a scrawny white boy until I saw him in American History X (which is an excellent flick and a must see). Oh baby, did he bulk up for that role. Great abs; who knew he was hiding that body underneath that nerdy exterior. Mmmm, me likey!
4. Kevin Spacy- I bet you're thinking I'm loony, but he's got a charisma that I can't resist. I find him smart, charming and delectible! I kinda got the gay vibe from him the last time I saw him interviewed. Is he? It wouldn't change my mind, I'd still like to do the tube steak boogy with him!

5. Viggo Mortensen- YUMMY! So brooding and sexy! Great manly hands and beautiful eyes! Deliciously kissable lips. He fullfills every rescue fantasy I've ever had!

So there it is. I'm sure if I put my mind to it I could come up with a whole new group of celebs I'd like to... but these are the creme de la creme. Enjoy ogling and have a nice day!