Words I thought would never come out of my mouth

1. Why are you naked again?
2. Is that poop on your sock?
3. Stop hitting your brother or I'll beat you!
4. Eat your fries so you can have dessert.
5. I'm too tired for sex, honey.
6. I don't care about fair I care about quiet.
7. I miss going to work.
8. If you clog that toilet again, I'm going to drive you to McDonald's the next time you have to
poop.
9. You're out of clean underwear? Go borrow your brothers.
10. Listen to what I mean not what I say. (Huh???)

It's sad, I know, I'm not proud of those moments. But that's what happens sometimes when you're a parent. What prompted this post is I said #2 just this morning. I've said it before and I'll say it again, being the mother of 3 boys and living with the man that I do, I'm destined to be surrounded by the pungent odor of feet and ass.

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BTW, today's a better day than yesterday. I always feel better when the sun is shining! I am quite disturbed, however, by the images of the South on the TV. I've been watching MSNBC and CNN all morning and I'm horrified at the devastation. What sucks about technology and getting the news as it happens is it makes you feel so helpless. I have such a strong urge to do something, but what? Any ideas how a housewife in Montana can do something productive for those poor souls in Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama?