Being Healthy Sucks!

This is what I want This is what I'm having


My beloved and I decide that we want to do a whole body cleansing to spring clean our bodies, so to speak. We wanted to jump start our healthy eating and preparing for our re commitment to exercise, we thought it would be great! I HATE IT!!!

I haven't had sugar all week and it's awful!!! I know I must sound a bit nutty, but I just came off of my son's birthday week where we indulged in two different cakes and brownies! Also, my wonderful, loving and generous sister sent a box of Easter candy that we all immediately gobbled down. So, I'm seriously in sugar detox and I've had a headache all week. Not to mention that when you're consuming nothing but fruit, vegetables with some chicken breast and fish thrown in, you're bloated like a son-of-a-bitch!

To sum up, I'm hungry, headachy, and flatulent!! This cleansing thing is awesome! The thing that's floored me this week is that some people actually live this way ALL the time. How, I will never know. I don't have a horrible diet, but I do enjoy food. Right now I'm just missing some basics like, oh eggs. Yea, I can't eat eggs on this cleansing thing, or any dairy for that matter. Sucky damn healthy living!!

So get this, I'm having my dad for Easter Sunday and we're having Prime Fucking Rib! I've been off red meat all Lent and now this cleansing thing, so I've suffered enough, damn it! I'll probably blow all of my healthy progress this week with one meal, but at this point I don't care. Have a wonderful Easter/Passover my friends!